You never know how sick you are until you try to recover.

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

gigimon:

push to talk pikachu doll

close enough
anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via logays)
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
carogables:

I’m jealous of a fish. That can’t be normal.
You are beautiful because you let yourself feel, and that is a brave thing indeed.
Shinji Moon (via universal-wanderer)
One time in class, I got fed up
This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me: then why do they give us homework?
Whole class: .....
Teacher: .....
President: .....
Miley Cyrus: ....
Me: ....
Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
Sometimes my life really feels like a perpetual toggle between regretting doing things and regretting not doing things.
Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

forreal though where’s mac truck’s ice bucket challenge yo

nhl-icebucketchallenge:

Brandon Dubinsky ALS ice bucket challenge

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heart-filled-with-hope:

If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.

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